Your tits are I can't wait for
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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