Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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