i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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