Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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