toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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