After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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