We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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