So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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