I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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