Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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