Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i dont even know how to be here
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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