I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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