she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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