before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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