Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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