I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Is her dick bigger than yours?
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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