if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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