Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Fuck appropriateness.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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