when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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