I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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