thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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