This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
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