I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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