Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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