My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Randomize
