Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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