Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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