Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
home. puking in laundry basket.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
