Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
where are you?
Hypothermia
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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