so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
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