do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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