doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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