The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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