He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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