I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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