dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I am available for nakedness
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