The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
as a side note pls kill me
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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