Come see our sink grown plant.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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