haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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