I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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