I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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