I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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