He is such a slut. More and more my type.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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