we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
the day after is always just damage control
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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