she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
well, you know. whores of a feather.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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