That's intense
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
