she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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