Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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