She went from zero to smokin in five shots
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
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