he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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