Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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