Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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