I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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