problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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