it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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