Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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