i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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